There might have been some alcohol involved. Maybe some fast typing involved. And it is totally not relevant under what context I had to use the word "gerbil" while I was drinking. But I think hanging out in SL is directly related to my spelling slippage. However, if anyone must know, the sentence in which I had to use the word "gerbil" was, "Shove a gerbil up your ass," which happened to be the lyrics of an Eminem song called Fack. And do not click on the clip below if dirty, raunchy, and absolutely ridiculously immature and offensive lyrics bother you.
Either way, I am going to blame alcohol and SL for stealing my spelling corrector neurons away. I am traumatized for the rest of my life.
Sometimes people think that I am being a spelling and grammar snob when I have difficulty seeing someone as my dominant if they cannot spell. So to the future ex-Master I say:
Dear future ex-Master,
If I have to edit your posts while You try to put me in subspace due to repeated errors in spelling and grammar, then not only am I going to miss out being in subspace, but correcting Your spelling and grammar mistakes will make me feel like Your teacher, which cannot be good for U/us. While I understand the issue of heated, sticky fingers on the keyboard during our play leading to errors, repeated errors distract me from Your Domly Dom gift of mindfucking me to the edge of sanity.
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