The Big Black Dong

I have been discussing how this big black dong I got is taller than my dog and how I couldn't even put the entire tip inside my mouth. I figured I put my money where my mouth is, or where my mouth couldn't wrap itself around, so you'd see it for yourself.  I did this as an exercise asked by my Master to select toys that I thought would stretch me. I took that exercise as something theoretical, and definitely not with the potential of having the stretch-inducing items land at my doorstep. So, I went all out and chose the biggest black dong I could get. Master loved it and bought it for me and one fine day I open a discrete brown box at my doorstep, and voila! We have a weapon of mass destruction.

As I was unpacking this erm turbo cock, my dog was looking at me with fear and wonder. So, for my entertainment I decided it would be fun to chase her around the house with the big black dong. She positively ran away from the thing and tried to hide from me, which she never does. She usually jumps on me, squishes between the back of the couch and me to cuddle up against me. But never does she yelp and run away. 

Heavily entertained and astounded by the largeness of the mammoth-sized cock, I decided to pose the cock beside my dog to see exactly how it measured up. I couldn't get my dog to sit still as she was terrified of the cock. Finally she sat still for less than a minute when I snapped the shot. The cock, as you can see, is taller than my poodle. Even though the dong was meant to stretch me, having seen the dong I realize, forget the stretching, I am looking at displacement of several internal organs here. Suddenly, I am very afraid.